Lets talk about sex...

So awhile back I became interested in a position as a chat actress.

Chat Actress - Someone who talks or messages strangers about everything (including sex) while acting as someone other than themselves.

I was low on cash, desperate for any type of work, and had a love for talking. So I met pretty much met all the criteria necessary to do any type of cold calling work. I fool around on google and applied at a couple of sites. Thinking I wouldn't get a call back, I told a couple of my friends just so they could get a laugh.

A couple of weeks later, I hear back from a company (that will remain nameless to keep them and myself protected.) that needed females with friendly personalities and sultry voices. They heard my voice of the voicemail audition and I was "perfect" for the part! Excited and ready to make money, I quickly rushed to fill out paper work and become apart of one of the worlds most profitable businesses...The Sex Industry.

I started out making .10 a minute and working 6 hours a night from 12am-6am (the busiest hours) and got tons of perverts. Let me tell you, talking to anonymous people about sex is alot harder than it sounds.

I got tons of callers just wanting me to compliment their genitals, speak dirty things, and moan myself into an "orgasm" before they abruptly hung up in my face. Most of my calls ended this way, averaging about 7 minutes.

Than of course there were the guys/girls who wanted the kinky/freaky/creepy things (No offense if your into any of this. To each his own.)

- Caller who wanted a "Strong black woman" to dominate him. (Check)

- Caller who wanted a threesome between me/him/and his boyfriend who was on the phone in another room (Check)

- Caller who wanted a barely legal brat to say completely filthy things to him, that I had to google in order to keep the caller interested (yea, that freaky!). (Check)

- Caller who wanted to have sex with another woman. (Check)

- Caller who wanted me to just moan for 25 minutes straight while he just deeply breathed over the phone (Him: I'll tell you when I'm going to hang up.). (Check)

- Caller who wanted me to treat him like a dog....(Creepy, yet Check)

Than there were the calls from the occasional bored caller who was lonely and just looking for casual conversation. There was an old man from Minnesota who found the number in the back of a music catalog (use to play with a famous jazz band back in the day). And a guy who moved from Florida to Philly to raise a family instead of Florida because he was part of a crime family. Those were my most profitable calls lasting for well into an hour.

They had people who listen in and would coach you on calls. They always told us not to engage in the "sex talk" right away. Try to stay on the phone as long as possible. At 99 cents a minute we was making the company pretty profitable.

Of course all this talk of sex, gets a little boring, and started affecting my social life especially my budding relationship. Even worst, the company would call me at all hours in order to get me to log in and take calls. (And trust me, thats not a number you want to see Sunday morning on the way to church.) So the job was canned and I received my pay for 3 weeks of work.

I must say it was the steamiest $132 I ever earned. lol